/u/[deleted]'s posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

“Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles,” I said, as I put on a fake smile for my little shit of a son.

3 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The restaurant required two years of waiting experience.

3 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

"By the Darkness that lives on a moonless night, I bid thee, avenge my years of pain."

3 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I love to play the counting game with my little brother

3 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My 90 year old mother has a weird obsession with my newborn son, which is really starting to creep me out

3 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I love a kinder surprise although the “surprise” is always the same

3 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

[deleted by user]

3 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

So did I do a good job or not?

3 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I got my hands mixed up while holding my baby and a football.

3 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I was home alone when I saw a woman at my window.

3 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Remember to make a wish before you blow out your candles,” I said, as I put on a fake smile for my little shit of a son.	3
The restaurant required two years of waiting experience.	3
"By the Darkness that lives on a moonless night, I bid thee, avenge my years of pain."	3
I love to play the counting game with my little brother	3
My 90 year old mother has a weird obsession with my newborn son, which is really starting to creep me out	3
I love a kinder surprise although the “surprise” is always the same	3
[deleted by user]	3
So did I do a good job or not?	3
I got my hands mixed up while holding my baby and a football.	3
I was home alone when I saw a woman at my window.	3